Bad Breath
2 cupswater from toilet (non-flushed)
2 clovesgarlic
1dead, smelly fish, finely minced
1 lb.shredded limburger
1/4 cupdog food, any brand- please powder it
1 cupaqueous solution of fart (18 M)
Mix all of the ingredients above except for the water. Put the stuff in a big bowl and slowly add the toilet water. Stir in pureed strawberries and lemon juice. Let is sit out for 2 days, mixing it every 12 hours. Drain.
Invite some friends over and serve as a dessert. Enjoy! Recommended beverage: Scope.