Bad Breath
| 2 cups | water from toilet (non-flushed) |
| 1 | onion |
| 2 cloves | garlic |
| 1 | dead, smelly fish, finely minced |
| 1 lb. | shredded limburger |
| 1/4 cup | dog food, any brand- please powder it |
| 1 cup | aqueous solution of fart (18 M) |
Mix all of the ingredients above except for the water.
Put the stuff in a big bowl and slowly add the toilet water.
Stir in pureed strawberries and lemon juice.
Let is sit out for 2 days, mixing it every 12 hours.
Drain.
Invite some friends over and serve as a dessert.
Enjoy!
Recommended beverage: Scope.